Agnus Daily is a satirical newspaper.

Agnus Daily uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

The Author of Agnus Daily is fully in communion with the Magesterium, and is a faithful subject to the Authority of the Church. Any deprecating articles regarding the Church are purely satirical, and should not be taken as truth.

If you are offended, we are sorry from the bottom of our hearts.  If you think the content is funny, so do we!

That being said. . . THE CATHOLIC CHURCH ROCKS!